Let's just ease back into this shall we...
Some random crap I found on my desktop that REALLY makes me wish I had a sewing machine here in my dorm room (I tried... it wouldn't fit in the car):
I just want to go to Goodwill, buy men's shirts, and cut holes in them. WHAT ARE SHOULDERS FOR ANYWAYS. Riddle me that.
Oh and I want this dress. ^^^ Maybe sans Amish-hat. It reminds me of how my former faux-roommate (who now sadly lives a billion miles across campus) tried to argue that you could make any Halloween costume sexy (which is of course what college students do on Halloween... run around as Slutty Bo-Peep or whathaveyou and call it a "costume"). So then my other former roomie (Roomie #2) proposed the challenge that you can't make a ghost costume sexy... and then Roomie #1 said YES YOU CAN and I'm pretty sure the consensus was that you just put a sheet over your head and cut strategically placed holes in it? Something to ponder as we near the fall season.
And in case you're wondering about the sources... I don't know. They were on my desktop. Sorry I'm not sorry.